Today we climbed Volcan Pacaya and saw a 30" erect penis

On the way up to the mouth of Volcan Pacaya


Taxi, taxi... This is also the point in the story where I should finally explain the 30" penis thing. As we were getting ready to start our trek up Volcan Pacaya, Matt and I were idly checking out the little stalls and burros at the home base. One burro, I noticed, was rather well endowed. As I was marveling and Matt recounting the horse fucking a girl story from The 40 yr old Virgin, the burro's member began to grow into an elephant's trunk. I ran away, too embarassed/uncomfortable/amazed/freaked out, before taking a photo for you to see. But you've probably seen a burro penis before...


This is not even the base of the Volcan Pacaya yet. We got to this point after about an hour of uphill semi-serious trekking (depending if you were trolloping through the woods like me and Matt, or if you were training for the next Iron Man, like some of the American and European people who we made fun of). This unfortunately is the end of the volcano photos until Matt gets his developed because once we started our ascension past this little hill, I remembered that I was kinda scared of heights and was suffering a little from vertigo and not being able to distinguish the edges of things which was making it really hard for me to take any photos. So unfortunately I don't have any proof at this point that we got to the top of the volcano. Plus it was really misty so there was a lot of debate as to where exactly the top was anyway...


Volcan Agua on another day.

All in a day's work in Guatemala...